I have been waging revenge on this affront to my heritage by playing stupid white men in several movies. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but maybe half a dozen will.

I’ve often thought about going down to Carl Hogan and haggling with them for hours, stringing them along to the point where I’m just about to sign on the dotted line, only to abruptly say “On second thought…. Since you think hispanics are monosyllabic, dim-witted stereotypes in period clothing and handlebar moustaches – I belive I’ll take my business somewhere else.”
And anything they say after that point in an attempt to save the sale, I could cut them off by repeatedly saying “SI!” (while holding up the middle finger).