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Pop-Rock Candy Mountain: I Love You More Than Yo Mama!

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  • David Copperfield: The magical magician is coming to the Orpheum in Memphis on the 24th. Ladies in the first ten rows are encouraged to watch for the “disappearing panties routine” and are advised to stay away from the “after-show party” backstage.
  • jaws1.jpgRoy Scheider: The actor died Sunday at the age of 75. Scheider was best known for his role as Chief Martin Brody in Jaws.
  • Saturday Morning With Kay Bain:k_bain.jpg This week, we saw Paul Thorn’s new video, to which Kay responded, “That was a good video, Paul.” Also, Tony sang Angel Eyes and the band played George Strait’s Mornin’ Show staple, You Look So Good In Love. And, lots of churches are having shindigs and many people are celebrating their 80th birthdays.
  • pthorn1.jpgPaul Thorn: His new video, A Long Way From Tupelo, debuted on GAC and Kay Bain this week. Thorn, who will be playing a show at the Lyric Theater in Tupelo on Valentine’s Day and at the WorkPlay Theater in Birmingham the following night, said the song is about “fornicating in the backseat of a car.” The video was put together by Ann Palmer of Tupelo. Look for Paul Thorn to get a HIGH-FIVE later this week and catch him on Late Night With Conan O’Brien on March 19.
  • French-Pressed Coffee:fpress.jpg Buy a French Press and a coffee grinder and say hello to the best cup of coffee you’ve ever had. For real…trust me on this. Throw your Grannie’s Mr. Coffee machine out the window…
  • African American Lives (PBS): The first two episodes of the second season are amazing. Watch to see some extremely touching moments with Morgan Freeman, Chris Rock and Tom Joyner, among others.
  • NFL Pro Bowl: Who cares? Next subject…
  • Friday Night Lights: Yes, Friday was the season two finale and things are not looking good for a third season. America loves The Ghost Whisperer, yet Friday Night Lights is probably getting canceled. Well, we are a country that loves irony.
  • Gone Country (CMT): In this week’s episode, Bobby Brown dipped some SKOAL with Gretchen Wilson and it made him break out in a cold sweat. Later, Brown was sweating a hot sweat after getting way too drunk, pootin’ on Carnie Wilson, eating a monster cheesesteak sandwich and almost urinating on Twisted Sister singer Dee Snider. Love that Bobby Brown, y’all! Dang!
  • David Shuster: The MSNBC anchor has been suspended for saying the Clinton campaign “pimped out” daughter Chelsea by having her make calls to super delegates. Come on David, leave Chelsea out of this. Besides, there’s no pimp needed when she lives in a family of political whores.
  • The Heartbreak Kid: The Farrelly Brothers‘ latest movie is as raunchy and filthy and crude…and as hilarious as their earlier work such as Dumb and Dumber and There’s Something About Mary. Plus, Michelle Monaghan’s character and her on-screen family are from Oxford and she coaches at Ole Miss. As Ben Stiller’s character says to his buddy (Rob Corddry) on the phone, “I met some rednecks, the good kind of rednecks, you know, like Jimmy Carter…).” If that isn’t enough for you to rent the movie, it also stars Stiller’s real-life father, Jerry, which is a super bonus!
  • How To Look Good Naked (LIFETIME): It’s Queer Eye For The Low Self Esteem. Host Carson Kressley encourages women to let go of negative body images and to find their own beauty. Now, if they could only have Molly Sims host one for men…
  • Welcome To The Captain (CBS): Welcome to the traditional, tired sitcom and the hopefully soon-to-be canceled.
  • Jericho (CBS): It’s back tomorrow.
  • w000437.jpgSen. Roger Wicker: He and his wife toured the tornado-damaged areas in his old Congressional District on Sunday. He also pledged federal aid for the area.
  • Jim Henson Film: The Greenville native and Muppet creator is set to become the subject of a film based on his life. Man, I still get sad when I think about Jim Henson’s death.
  • The Grammy Awards (CBS): Yawwwwn. Oh, sorry, I fell asleep. Hey isn’t that Jerry Lee Lewis and Little Richard? Anyway, Kanye West and Amy Winehouse won some awards. Believe me, other than Tina Turner and Beyonce, and Daft Punk and Kanye West, no one is going to be talking about this year’s telecast at the office. What they may be talking about is the fact that Amy Winehouse had her teeth repaired (Thanks for the heads-up from our friend The Dirty Disher!) and she actually has a nice smile.
  • Clinton Campaign Shake-Up: Out is Patti Solis Doyle as campaign manager, in is longtime aide Maggie Williams. Mr. Clinton is still waiting in the wings.
  • WGA Strike: It looks like it’s almost over; here’s what writer/director/producer James Gunn said on MySpace: “…after the WGA meeting last night, the strike is basically over; we should all be back to work on Wednesday.” Let’s hope so.
  • Tupelo-Lee Humane Society Valentine’s Day Special:dixie.jpg There’s still time to buy a pet (such as Dixie) for your significant other, or to get one for your lonely self (Man, I hate Valentine’s Day). For more information, click here.
  • Daniel Lee: The local film maker’s dog needs surgery and he needs your help. Email him here for more information.
  • Pop-Rock Candy Mountain: The ol’ blog is going to get a fancy makeover in the near future, courtesy of my great friend, Amanda. Look for new features and new interviews in the days to come. This week, Paul Thorn gets a HIGH-FIVE and Daniel Lee gets ready for the Magnolia Film Festival. Stay tuned for author Frank Portman, James Gunn, Lisa Sparxxx, The Dirty Disher, Kevin Russell of KZ103 and much more. I really do you love you more than yo mama!
  • dick_rice.jpgDick Rice: There were no Dick Rice sightings this weekend. So, here’s some vintage WTVA Mornin’ Show with the late Buddy Bain and Kay.

  1. RACHEL PIERCE

    Thanks for the mention about the shelter’s Valentine’s Day project. February is historically one of our lowest months for adoptions, and that means it’s high in euthanasia numbers. This Valentine’s project is our way of working to improve those numbers. Thanks for your help!




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