Pop-Rock Candy Mountain: I Love You More Than Yo Mama!
Omaha….the old beeftown. Oh dang! The local FOX channel is having trouble on my magic talking box. Dang!
Started receiving feed at 7:25 (Thanks local FOX station!!)
Sarah Whitaker: Former wrestler…sings like Minnie Mouse. She’s not going to Hollywood. Ryan just inquired about her being rejected. Now, Ryan is a judge and Paula is the greeter.
Samantha Sidley: She’s doing a Norah Jones impersonation–too breathy. Simon says? Three yeses, no wait, four yeses–Ryan said yes, too.
Elizabeth Erkert: Singing Gladys Knight’s I Heard it Through the Grapevine. Going to So-Cal! (I thought she was really good)
Denise Jackson: Shown briefly but going to Hollywood.
Michael Sanflippo: Again, shown briefly. Yep, he’s heading to Hollywood.
Well, the talking picture box was blacked-out for the first 20 minutes of the show, so I’m not certain what I missed. I assume, going by the judges reactions, that I missed nothing but a bunch of clownin’ and shinin-ass.
Angelica Puente: Man, I wish that people would quit singing Celine Dion’s Power of Love. Boring. “I think with a bit of practice you could actually be good,” stated Simon. She is going to Hollywood.
Pop-Rock Candy Mountain Dictionary: clownin’; shinin’-ass, ass-makin’: Good old cuttin’ up
David Cook: Big-bossy emo singing. I think that he’s terrible , but the rest of the kids loved him. Onward to Hollywood, Emo Rock Dude. You know who should sing Bon Jovi songs? Ol’ Bon Jovi, that’s who.
Johnny (Simon just called Paula a “disgusting little pig” for hiccupping) Escamilla: Singing Shout by The Isley Brothers in a gold lame jacket. Yep, it’s ass-makin’ time. “In every single way, that is everything that I hate,” said Simon.
Here’s a producer’s reel of some clownin’ and shining-ass, all to the tune of Steeler’s Wheel’s Stuck In The Middle With You. More like stuck in the middle of poo.
Leo Marlowe: Singing A Song For You, which takes moxie. He’s going to Hollywood.
19 from Omaha going to Hollywood
Tomorrow, we head to Miami for more hijinxs, tomfoolery and shenanigans.
Awesome! The lovely Janel Maloney, formerly of The West Wing, is on House!
Here is American Idol Runner-Up, The Dan Band:
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Our Mission statement is simple: “…I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what you are like… Books, records, films — these things matter. Call me shallow but it’s the f*@kin’ truth.” Rob from High Fidelity
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Paul Thorn
Tupelo native Paul Thorn returns to town Thursday night with a show at the Lyric Theater. His new video,A Long Way From Tupelo, is currently playing on GAC and a limited edition of his album of the same name will be available at the show. For more information, go to http://www.paulthorn.com/
1. First, I have to say, Bluebell Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream. I try keep it down to one heaping bowl full a week since it's full of saturated fats and I'm a 43 year old trying to keep up the image of a front man. BUT, sometimes I'm weak and I backslide.
2. My Six Million Dollar Man Pinball machine. I finally got it fixed and have been playing it a lot. My 4 year old is learning how to play it so we get to play it together.
3. Saturday mornings, I get up and watch Kay Bain. I've been a loyal WTVA viewer for many years but I get a little upset because they've cut Kay down to just being on once a week. I love Kay Bain. You know, my coffee just tastes better with Kay Bain.
4. I've recently thrown out my old socks. I went to Wal-mart and bought a 12-pack of brand new white socks. I got them all for about eight bucks so I've been really happy about that.
5. My 14 year old daughter, Kit has become a facination. I've always been all about my daughter but now she's coming out with this Aretha Franklin style, powerful voice and I've just been amazed. I love listening to her sing. -
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January 29, 2008 at 9:36 pm
dude.
i totally said “clownin’” in my post.
cue the “twilight zone” music.